The Moron Squad: In their Own Words
Hey, anyone can write. Even if they are wrong, they can write!
I share these because they are too rich to keep to myself.
Why do I like these letters?
Well, aside from the sheer entertainment value, and sometimes the puzzle of trying to figure out what they are saying (lack of education is critical in these letters. It shows how far the future has sunk in some families!), and their eagerness to kick my ass, which of course would make them smarter, and right (in their kinked up little world), I especially like it because it shows me that I am indeed, drawing blood on the opposition. They must be bleeding for these bimbos to come out trying to clean up the problem for them!
Another thing in common with the Moron Squad Contenders is that it is usually an emotionally and intellectually stunted female, mental age between 11 and 14 that writes this stuff. They are the only ones brave enough? And dumb enough?
I am putting in their email links so you can, if you like, join them and tell them what a great job they did here. If you don't agree with them, just leave them be. They obviously have enough and serious problems of their own and don't even know it.
Like I say: Keep them cards and letters coming!~ Cat
This one is really brave. Says he looked it up. Ok, let's see! BTW, just because it gives the name on here doesn't mean it is that person. I have a lot of wimps out there that give someone else's name, and are really cowards. So, just because this one says they are someone, don't believe it unless you know them personally.
They also gave a phone number, which I will not post because I have also seen it where these snivlers give someone else's phone number, hoping to cause problems.
But, if what they say is true, and he is whom he says he is, and he IS indeed a first hand witness to what happened... police need to interview him.
Oh, and while you are at it, throw in a drug test.
You will see my responses in here as well.
The irony is that the writer contacted me because they wanted me to post about Dustin and get justice for him. Typically, they only want to blame one person. As immature as the writer is, they may well be a kid in Four Winds. I have no way of knowing. I have seen adults in their 50's and 60's with this same level of immaturity and lashing out.
It's as if the Full Moon brings the Stupid out to Play in the field of memes.
Oddly enough, this writer captioned itself as "Jane Doe". Yup, just like those unidentified bodies in the morgue!
This, my friends, encapsulates the moron mentality that is so prevalent out there on the rez. This is the kind of logic and verbal puke you get from someone who has (addmittedly) done all these drugs and been present at the scene of the crimes. Gee, now we know that Riley Smith, the toad that ran that old man down and ran off, had an accomplice.
As usual, this little moron, real brave with the mouth, afraid to give it's real name or any name.
And the question naturally arises that if that writer is so convinced that my posting the drinking and drugging won't change anything, why so upset? And if it is true (and probably is) that the bebo pages are getting way more hits, and this is something it is proud of, why not a big ol' Thank You.
Honey, the pictures speak for themselves. It's not gossip, it's pathetic, disgusting and y'all so proud of it, you memorialize it. Well, now the rest of the world knows what you do. Proud?
Read on boys and girls. I didn't edit a thing. I do stand corrected that if Cameron was smoking pot and not meth, wow, big difference. And the writer not smart enough to see that I had already corrected the name on the photo from Willy to Cameron. The writer makes sure Cameron gets the credit for the dope smoking.
Here's the email address email@example.com. That too, may be fake. Too scaredy to use a real name, and probably too scared of the cat to use a real email address. I can only guess at how proud this little twerp's mam would be if only she knew!
On 14-Sep-07, at 12:34 PM, Spirit Laker wrote:firstname.lastname@example.org
My Response to SpiritLaker:
YUP, you fulla yourself there!
I guess because you KNOW him that makes what he does okay
and no penalties, right? But other people out there, do nothing wrong and
get floated off, and you say nothing? Oh yeah, you are a real shining example!
I say everyone should be treated equally out there. If Riley is not floated off, and he should be because he is NOT enrolled, then no one who is enrolled should be floated off for just because they don't belong to the right crowd.
YOU and others like YOU are the reason that so much suffering goes on out there. YOU defend those who commit the crimes because they are your friends?
I say only that JUSTICE should be equal.
Court of Law? Where? Tribal Court? Oh you are so funny! I see you are afraid to sign your real name. Perhaps you are also a coward?
Yes, yes, that is what you are. If you really believed it, you would sign your name. I think you know, already, where you stand in the eyes of your community.
Pray for Riley. Pray for everyone. But your prayers are NOT a free pass for hit and run. Regardless of whether he has been caught at any criminal activity before or not, HIT AND RUN is a rather big starting point. You don't get a free pass because it is your first offense.
What he did was despicable and cowardly. That was a human being he ran down. That was the blood of a human being that he was washing off at the marina. But, I guess to you, some human beings worth more than others, eh? Don't excuse his behavior by his 'hard' life.
The only bullshit I see here, is all over you.
No one said he was using a hose. Nice try.
If you don't want him floated off and YOU want him to have a fair hearing then demand a fair hearing for EVERYONE that has been floated off! THAT is the point of it all, but you too stupid to see that? Or you don't give a flip about anyone but yourself?
If you make the rules FAIR to EVERYONE and APPLY them fairly to everyone, then Riley and the others can defend themselves. But to use those rules to rob people, float them off without a hearing, and protect others, well, that makes the rest of the community upset. Rightly so!
You want to protect Riley? Protect his rights? Make it fair
for him? Make it fair for everyone.
Where were you when that family with the small children and the baby were floated off in the middle of winter? They had to live in their car for a week around Christmas! You say nothing? You not pray for them? They had no hearing. They had no way to defend themselves. They had 45 minutes to clear out. But apparently, that did not upset you at all.
You want fair treatment for Riley? I don't think so. Fair is a term that applies to everyone being treated equally. If he were to be treated equally, under the past behaviors of your Tribal Council, he would have been floated off before he was guilty of anything. I think what you want is for him to be treated special and different.
What you need to do is take the side of everyone who was
wrongfully floated off out there over the years and demand a fair and even
process. For everyone.
NOTE: I find it so funny that the writer thinks that washing the car off at his Grandmother's house is somehow really different than washing it off at the marina. He was trying to hide his crime. He left an old man in the road to die and only thought of himself. Somehow, whether he was washing off the blood at the marina or at granny's doesn't seem to be a big difference here.
April 24, 2007
This one tripped in under the name of LeDawn Bluesky: (I have no way of knowing if that is really her name) Here is the email she sent from: LeDawn BlueSky (and don't write to me and tell me someone stole your email and it was not you. If you are dumb enough to share your email with people that use you like that, you need to get a lot smarter before you can come after me.)
Where do I begin on that one? Geez! Like Myra is the pinnacle of moral righteousness? (Let me count the ways---NOT!) You have a choice between someone who has stolen millions from the tribe and you need to break that chain of the incumbents. The only other viable person now, after the runoff, is Lonna Jackson. Once she is in, you can petition her out if she fails because she won't be as established and networked as Myra is.
I love that whole letter! Like you didn't know you had to fight fire with fire in this election because fire is all you have? Can't find someone worse than Myra at this point, but I guess you can just picture the writer, as I did, with her pinky up as she sips her perfect cuppa tea, offering nothing, but not willing to make any kind of change.
So, for Ms. Bluesky (IF that is really who she is) she prefers the mother of Zit Puppet and Terry Morgan. A woman that lies and steals and robs the children of their IAA accounts, and the elderly of their fuel for the winter, and lines her own pockets with millions of dollars in funds that were supposed to go to the people. I guess she thinks that voting for Myra is taking the high road?
One wonders, since she has such "high and mighty" standards, why she herself did not run?
I dunno. I just cracked up over that letter. "Look more into Lonna before recommending her in our tribal council." Yeah, well, I don't see that she has stolen more than 20 Million Dollars lately, so if you ask me, picking the lesser of the two evils is the only step in the right direction anyone can take.
Pry Myra out of there with a crowbar if you have to. And if that crowbar happens to be Lonna, then use her!
Remember, you are just starting to clean up that mess out
there. You have to get them out, and then you have to petition out
those that fail. But if you leave the incumbants in, you cannot get
them out because they support each other and round up enough drunks in
their areas to vote crooked.
The Diaper Mouth Chronicles
I clean these up much as possible. I think we all know
the words, but rather than filthy up the site, I do a little maintenance. Her
lack of education, poor spelling is of course, testimony to her IQ which
is probably the same as her shoe size!
March 5, 2006
hey there you f crazy ass person you nevermind you mind your own f biz.
March 8, 2006
no actually i aint upset iam just tellin you you should mind your own f biz. what the f wrong with you i think i know who might be behind this you f weirdo! f freak!! f loser!! f phyco your freaky you think you know everything i dont think so if you knows so much why dont you want ppl to know who you are well actually if they did know they probly beat the shit out of you thats for sure!!!!
(As you can see by her "eloquence" her idea of being right or doing the right thing rests entirely on swearing, guessing and then if possible, beating the crap out of someone. So, whoever wins the fight is in the Right, eh? Sounds like she was auditioning for The Jerry Springer show!)
March 12, 2006
Subject line: WHATEVER!!!!! ASIF!!!! HAHAHA!!!
whatever!!! okay you dont know nothing about me. So why you trynna say that iam stupid and shit your the one thats stupid! you must be miserable with your own life you half to talk about everyone else on this reservation i mean come on now how childish is that now how do you know if the Walking Eagle's are thieves you dont have proof if you have proof maybe. To tell you the truth iam only 17 yrs old. and please you like to talk some shit and come on now Carl does his job he helps out his ppl in his district he does his job to me and to my family we say that Carls the best i mean we dont go talkin about him and about what he does well hes off work thats his biz he doesnt need anybody talkin about him and ppl trynna get up in his biz they should worry about themselves thats why i said you must me miserable in your own life you half to do this s to talk about everyone id say that if ppl had to find out who you were you wouldnt last long they would probly beat the s out of you and please iam happy with my life i love my life iam happy but i dont go talkin about everyone else come on now GET A LIFE!! sometimes when i read the stuff you write about on here f i just laugh my ass of sometimes you can really tell some good ones exspecially when you start writing about Carl when you say he has another account f i laughed about that hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! f! whatever Mrs. KNOW IT ALL!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! your funny so what else you gonna write on here know huh? huh? hahahaha f i cant wait to see what you half to say now sense iam being called SUGARMOUTH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now thats a good one f that just makes me laugh hahahaha f well okay now CAT WEST now thats all i half to say
(Gee, yeah, what makes me think she is stupid? I dunno, kids, but let's see if these skills can get her a job in this world! But yet she continues, in her own desperate way, to reach out..)
March 22, 2006
(Note: Barb was scheduled for a bypass but refused because she didn't think she would live through it. Her heart so badly damaged now, she has aged a dozen years in just a few months. Despite her lack of character and scruples, I do pray that she gets that bypass. I want her and the rest of them healthy enough to be arrested when the time comes!)
March 23, 2006
(And Diaper Mouth is not alone. Aparrently, a whole subtribe of poop speakers dwells in the midst of the Ft. Totten, Spirit Lake Nations! I will try to get these posted as soon as they come in from here on out. They are emerging one at a time. So far, there are two that I know of.)
These next few letters are from Margaret Eagle (she calls herself in her email) and as you can see, the first letter was written when she was just starting to get drunk. The next when she was getting the buzz, and the third, when she was just short of passing out and puking on herself, which, from what I have heard about her, is what she does for "recreation". So, who needs to get a life here? Why Not her! She has a life and it comes in a 2-4 or a 4-0 or just a sixer of Mike's Hard Lemonade! I am sure she will write again and tell me what her preferences in booze are. Want to get the facts straight, right?
Margaret Eagle, if this is her, is really named Margaret Belisle and goes by the name Megs. Not sure which of the Margs this one is. Could be the mother or the daughter. One was once married to a Medicine Man out of Minnesota that was 30-40 years older than her and he dumped her! Okay, so now she is hanging out with the Champion stock of the Inbred Indians. Big whoop-de-do!)
May 31, 2006 2:44 PM
You can email this person at: email@example.com
u are such a loser!!!!!!!
May 31, 2006, 2:52 PM
dont you have a life? Are u are so MISERABLE THAT U HAVE TO SIT THERE AND TALK ABOUT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOUR SCARED OF, DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY!!!!!! MUST GET PRETTY BORING FOR U HUH????
(Not sure why she would say I am "scared" of anyone. Not like I am hiding, or using a name that is not legally mine. Read on. Apparently, she was getting drunker and braver as the afternoon wore on.)
May 31, 2006 6:32 PM
Hey you big mouth bastard why the hell dont u find out the facts to all of your little pathetic ass stories. You must be very scared to tell people who you really are you little wimp. U dont really know to much about anything you are just writing the shit all these other pathetic people write to you and tell you. The Yankton family just laughs at your sorry ass stories i know this for a fact because i was there when they read it and they tell each other what was said and they just joke about it. If you know that all of your stuff is true why dont you do something about it instead of writing all of this bunk ass stuff. The part about Michael Meade that is all false I was there at the party he was at. Kalum wasnt even there Trent was sleeping the whole time and michael was drunk to the point to where he could of drove his self into the lake. You were not there so just drop that subject and let him rest in peace. Why are you such a a l you pathetic little sorry ass excuse for a human being. Why the hell dont you move away from the rez if this place is so corrupt and if you dont live here stay away then you wont have to worry about the corruptness that is going on around here mind your own f business you a l ball s little freak.
(Interesting: If this is any clue as to what kind of people Mike Meade partied with, no wonder it ended badly! Can you imagine letting someone you care about take off in that condition? And no one from the party calling the next day to see if he made it okay??
And does anyone here or there believe that Kalum would not be there at his house at one of the biggest drug fests of the season, and also that his roomie, Trent, would be "asleep the whole time"? What? They just leave the door open and a party happened without them being there or "knowing anything about it."? Oh yeah, I am so convinced "nothing happened" now!)
June 2, 2006
Ha! Ha! I see u got my letter, and I find you quite amusing! I did not say I am friends with the Yanktons I just know everything your writing about them is bullshit and out of jealousy. Yup and you have yourself a good one too!!!
(Since she is alluding to NOT being friends with them, I am left with assuming she is family? Or a wannabe Yankton? Who else would be in their kitchens, with them when they print out, read and discuss my website? Certainly not strangers! Note: After I said that, she quit writing. )
On 13-Jun-06, at 8:22 PM, (name withheld) wrote:
Well, not having a court record does not mean he is not engaging in criminal activities.
"Oh," they weep, "How ever did this happen?? He never used to be that way..." Yup, fine yesterday, addicted today. Who coulda seen that one coming?Don't worry. I am sure that Uncle Bent will fix it up so that it is nothing. He is making the same mistakes his daddy made when he was a cop.
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June 18, 2006
Diaper Mouth Returns!
She could not stand the thought of anyone not paying attention to her so here she goes again. Once again, I had to clean it up. This is not an audition for the Jerry Springer show, y'know!
But, if Jerry is watching, and needs one of these, she can be reached at: firstname.lastname@example.org I know she would love to hear from other like minded individuals. This is as close as she has ever come to "fame". Sad, isn't it?
Ah yes, in all her glory! I guess she takes each posting personally, eh? Might be striking too close to home for that one? Or, she just needs attention.
Not sure here, but can anyone really understand what she is saying? I took out some of the swear words, but still can't make sense of her yammering.
Does she NOT understand that I am using my real name? She is asking for my first and last name. Okay, First name: Cat. Last Name: West.
Hope that clears it up for the poor dear! (Really speaks to how she was raised, doesn't it.)
This little gem comes from someone calling themself: Selina Horse. You can reach her at: email@example.com It sounds totally made up. I mean, if this is true, God help the children! (and Jake). This HAS to be made up!
I am writing becuz i dont like what you are saying about the guy that
was caught with drugs and had his daughter in the room-SO WHAT ITS NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS! That guy only had a little bit of drugs on him, what
the hell I do drugs and I am a foster parent. Plus I beat the hell out
of my man Jake and he's soo stupid he'll never leave me. I have complete
control over him.
Note: Apparently this is a real person and she is really this stupid. For more on Selena Horse and her connection to a murder, see: Dion Horse Murder.
Or, if the June 06 blog is in retirement go to Previous Blogs and Blog 9 June 25, 06 posting.
More: June 26, 2006 blog posting has additional info: Here's the leader:
You can find more on this in the 9th blog, June 26, 2006 I guess the real killers are not going to be happy that this has reopened! I have a great list of suspects. Don't worry, Coyote Boy won't have to lift a finger. I will pry it out from under his sweaty fat paws! (*Riii-p!)
This moron signs the letter:"CHARLES A. TROTTIER, FROM THE WEST SIDE OF THE RESERVATION~!~"
But the email is to a lame chickipoo who can be reached at: using someone else's name.
Always amusing that people try to tell me I am not using my real name, and then call me a coward for it, and then write to me either from someone else's email or use someone else's name!
Sometimes I think that all I have to do is post the Moron Squad page and the world would know for a fact, how much trouble the Future holds for the rez.
See moms? Dads? You leave your kids alone while you go out to Bingo and your children turn into cowardly applicants for the Moron Squad! This one has even told all her friends to come and read her confused little missive!
Now, I am no fan of Chuck Trottier, but I can guarantee you, he did not write this letter! ~Cat
Hey there CAT WEST! How' it goin? over up this way is alright on this beautiful fourth of July night! I'm writn' to you just because i want you to stop talkn' S H Y T about everyone on this Rez! God is it so sickening reading all this stuff on your pages about everyone on this Damn' Rez! If you ask me i think you have no life and you have to but into everyone else's lifes! God you remind me of such a little kid! If you are so brave why don't you tell everyone who CAT WEST really is...... CHARLES A. TROTTIER, FROM THE WEST SIDE OF THE RESERVATION~!~
She then writes (as IF I need her permission): "YEA PUT THAT ONE IN YOUR MORON SQUAD"
My response was simple (Sweets to the Sweet?):
And how are those auditions for the Jerry Springer show going for ya?
I then hear from the Real "Felicia" from another address and she says it is not her. Would I take her name off? Yuppers! Name is off. But her friends are not her friends. This one, in fact, is an even bigger coward than I had originally thought.
I hope the REAL Felicia is taking a better look at the people she thinks are her friends.
I then hear from the person who wrote the original letter:
HEy can you take that name off of there this isn't Felicia St.Pierre! HA HA I got into her account and used her name! so can you take her name off of there? She's going to get mad if she finds out her name is on here i just want to say this isnt Felicia lol. this is someone from st. michaels. thanx!
July 17, 2006
This Bozo calls himself Rancher, but does not sign his name.
what a vivid imagination you have!! the way you write; one would think you are right here on the reservation, hmm. you are so intelligent about keeping your identity hidden. let's see your picture on the home page of this infamous web site!! our people call it the 'rez globe', just like a rag mag but on the internet. it's wonderful to know that you are so worried about the well being of our people; but do you really just sit back and smile to see the responses you get? i think you are quite the comedian! i laugh every time someone talks about this website. they must be pretty bored with nothing better to do than read your fictional happenings on our rez. it seems you are just a critic with no real life audience; just web surfers searching for a laugh. if any of your so called true stories of rape, murder, incest, etc. were true; there would be legal action taken upon those you are accusing? we are all not as stupid as you portray us to be; we do have other things to listen to, read and see other than your internet soap opera!! come on let's see what you look like? we want to put a face with your fname; I dare ya!! all famous authors, sports casters, new writers have their pictures with their news; even dear abby had her picture with her column. if you are so sure of your self and facts in this web site; put you money where your face is....
So apparently, he needs to see my picture and that will help him to believe what I am writing? Does that even begin to make sense?
Kinda creepy these anonymous dude types wanting my photo (*shudder)
(We notice that he not only doesn't send HIS photo with the email, but he also does not sign his letter, so I guess, by his standards, that makes him a bigger coward than what he is accusing me?
There would be legal action if crimes were being committed? Oh, right! Yes! The infallibility of the Pope, the FBI and the Tribal Police! Nice to have a religion, eh?
"put you money where your face is...." well, he can't spell and now he wants money in my face?
I guess that when he sobers up, he will realize that he has just become part of the entertainment! Well, to be fair, he might not be drunk, just stupid.
My identity is NOT hidden! I sign my right and legal and born with name to each piece! Y'know, I am getting tired of saying that one. People are either blind, stupid or both if they call signing my work with my real name "hiding". There are some out there beyond repair.
Oh! Even Better! He wrote from a fake email address! I guess he was more scared than I realized!
Pete? Izzat YOU? AwoooAAH-Yip yip Yip! Coyote got you!
It's got to be Pete. He is the only one I know that is that scared right now! Probably emailed this off and wet himself at the same time!
Unless---there is somene out there even MORE scared than Pete... A-Whooooo-yaaaa!
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